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Poly 6 Cruise Past Wilsonians To Stay Top

Max Rushden, 10 February 2010 13:59

Poly 6s win a game of football. The day Saturday. The setting, Polytechnic football pitch. The conditions, low sun with a fresh feel. The oppo: Wilsonians I think. Perfect for football. Administrative error: the 6s not on the railway pitch. Good. More good news: Ricky returns. He's now a corporate whore. Essentially he now murders poor people. But he's really fast at running and kicks it really hard. Aubrey rested.

THE MATCH

ASL's assured touch and range of passing missed. Everyone panics, kicks it as soon as they can and fall over. The midfield lack size, muscularity and physical presence. Ricky hits the bar. Kelly (smelling a bit of alcohol) runs away from goal. Gets kicked up in the air. Back over the defenders head. Lands in the box. No pen. JK chests the ball (he currently leads the 6s opta stats for chests). JK gets kicked really hard. No pen. JB scores header. 1-0 HT Ricky scores a goal. 2-0. Sandy rounds the 'keeper and misses Can't remember the third goal. Maybe JB. 3-0. Ricky scores a WONDERSTRIKE. 4-0. Dave comes off bench and shoots from 60 yards. The ball lands on the bowling green. Max scores a header. The ref disallows it. Aden lies on the floor for a bit. Ricky forgets to pass it. The skipper plays well* R2 brings a friend along called R2. We win everything going at the raffle. FT - 4-0.

*as always